JahLoveAngel

valeria2067:

“What are you typing, John? More bad poetry for your girlfriend? Which one is it this time, the teacher? Do you write poetry about her breasts, John? You seem obsessed with breasts for some unfathomable reason. Perhaps you were weaned too early. Or too late. I imagine you rhyme breasts with vests, as well. How utterly boring.”

“Sherlock, shut up.”

“There’s only one L in nipple, John.”

“Shut UP, dammit.’

A Nice Cup of Inky Tea: Mystrade: A Study in Tea ~ Part Two

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

ladylilymalfoy904034:

That Age Old Question -

“What is this?”

“A packet of Jaffa Cakes.”

“Yes, I can see that…”

“Then forgive me if I fail to see the point of your question.”

“You’re not going to… what are you doing? That’s tantamount to treason!”

“On the contrary, Inspector, I am certain that, were the nation…

Mycroft with a Jaffa Cake habit? An excellent thing.

The Mycroft-Greg tea and biscuit clashes could be fought out until eternity and songs will be sung of the glorious dead (packets of biscuits) that lay in their wake…

atxstnic:

 #apparently he was taking lessons from Dean Winchester on falling like a slut

(Source: dating-with-clint)

calysto1395:

ladragonaria:

imeantbesidesvagina:

thestarkone:

Tony’D

#and now on a scale of capsicle to frost giant how much ice do you need for that burn?

reblogging again for that tag

(Source: youngladyjelly)

powerlesbian:

today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

reizomahboy:

bleeding-red-butthole-ala-karkat:

moveslikemali:

metallikato:

villaviceroy:

puggbutt:

one time samurai jack tried to fight in stilettos and it was pretty awesome

I’m going to sit here and appreciate this.

I’m never going to be able to look at this without cracking up laughing. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE! And those legs hot damn

Cries bc Jack is just so great

;aslkfdlakds;f

Reasons I love and always will love samurai Jack

And can I point out that the reason Jack got another pair of shoes wasn’t because the stilletos were too sexy, but because they were fucking impractical.

We should all use that criteria for shoes.

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squilf:

planetfuckingjupiter:

I am physically unable to not reblog this

#jawn #bail me out of prison jawn

#honestly sherlock

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bedabug:

Actual serial killer Joss Whedon